Friday, September 14, 2007

PICK A F@*KING COLOR COMBO AND STICK WITH IT!

One of the hallmarks of the Good Doctor's regime has been there are no hallmarks. Everything is subject to change all the time - mostly for the sake of change. Nothing pisses me off more than the bastardization of the uniforms. Originally changed to "respect the past" (cough - because Nike told us to) they have gone through several different versions, ranging from ugly to this monstrosity -

Photo by Frank OrdoƱez/The Post-Standard

Now, according to Donnie Webb, the cuse will be wearing it's THIRD different color combo in THREE games. For the love of God man - stop it. Wearing different laundry doesn't change any of the massive f-ing problems this team has, but it sure as hell pisses me off, and frankly, it dilutes a brand that's already more watered down that the vodka at the VFW where your loser cousin had his wedding reception (we've all been there).

Here's a suggestion - GO BACK TO THESE UNIFORMS!!!!!



It's very simple - blue jerseys and orange pants at home, white jerseys and orange pants on the road. Take those freaking orange jerseys and give them to the local homeless shelter, although if the illini come in and romp, the homeless will be too embarrassed to wear them.

Rant over.

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