Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Wisconsin Badgers, the Most Sensual of Big Ten Teams

Apparently in the Midwest, the Wisconsin Badgers are proving to be a powerful aphrodisiac. According to this story in the Capital Times, two people were arrested for going at it in the women's room at Camp Randall stadium three weeks ago. While I ripped the retarded reporter in Oklahoma earlier today, I give credit to Mike Miller for this great lead paragraph:

"While the Badgers were scoring frequently in the second quarter of their victory over Washington State on Sept. 1, a young couple was scoring on their own in a stall in the women's restroom in the upper deck, resulting in a court appearance today on charges of disorderly conduct."

Miller also finishes up strong, getting an officer to recount a story about sex at a concert at the Kohl center, where the guy didn't even know the woman's name. I don't know about the rest of you, but nothing says sexy like Big 10 football, and a foul smelling rest room. Special thanks to friend of the T3I JCB for digging this one up.

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