Monday, October 29, 2007

Deep NFL Thoughts - By an Idiot


Here is this idiot's take on a few of things that happened in the NFL this weekend as I try to avoid Red Sox coverage....


  • I have never understood the desire to be a soccer hooligan, but if I lived in England and watched that abomination of a football game yesterday, it seems like a more pleasant alternative.


  • Who woke up Reggie Brown?


  • I watched enough of the Raiders-Titans game yesterday (and by enough I mean 7 plays) to honestly say that Gilbert Brown is faster than Daunte Culpepper.


  • Was Joe Gibbs even awake during that massacre yesterday?


  • There are so many different ways people in sports bars can be annoying, you've got your basic moron screaming at the top of his lungs, the douchebag wearing the jersey of a guy that was cut 2 years ago, the couple who bring their one year old and sit at the bar - this happened yesterday, seriously, what's wrong with people? However, far and away, The MOST ANNOYING TRAIT a person can display is to be the person yelling at the players on his/her (mainly his) favorite team, and calling them BY THEIR FIRST NAMES. Memo to the Vikings fan sitting next to me yesterday, you don't know Adrian Peterson, so please do not address him as though you do - jerk off.


  • Norv Turner may have finally figured out how to not screw this season up - although I reserve judgement until the beat a decent team - the Texans looked like they remembered they are still the Texans yesterday.


  • Chad Pennington, it's over buddy.


  • Andy Reid, I'm begging you to do two things for me - keep running the ball and for God's sake, eat a salad.

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