Syracuse - Rutgers - Official Idiotic Predictions

Ray Rice is exhausted just thinking about all the yards he will rack up this weekend

As we do every week, T3I predict the outcome of the upcoming Syracuse football game - this week's opponent - Rutgers.

Boss

Its painfully obvious that this season has not gone the way that I had hoped, and the promise of a rebirth for our football program has rapidly morphed into a countdown until college basketball season. Only 32 days until opening tip! With our “rivals” from across the state line coming into town, Saturday’s game provides the opportunity to knock off a bowl-bound team and a chance to reassume some foxholes on the all-important recruiting battleground. In a low scoring affair, and with some gifts from the striped shirts we get a stunning and necessary win for the men on the Hill…Chapel Hill that is….North Carolina 22 South Carolina 16. About that game in the Dome…same old story:

Rutgers 33 - Syracuse 12.

Champ

Enjoy the free football game at this week's Larry Gatlin concert at the Dome. I'm really looking forward to the Buffalo game next week, only because it's a 4:00 start. Tailgate Nation appreciates this.

Rutgers 38 - Syracuse 9

Russianator

Sources deep within the Syracuse football program have provided me with Greg Robinson's list of the first 15 plays the cuse will run this weekend against Rutgers. Robinson makes his list, then hands if off to offensive coordinator Brian White to fill in the blanks - here's what Robinson handed in this week:

1. I don't know
2. I don't know
3. Quick Kick
4. I don't know
5. Mike Williams 9 route down left sideline
6. I don't know
7. Shadle, fake FG, naked bootleg left
8. I don't know
9. Middle Screen to Taj Smith
10. One of those good plays the colts use
11. Brinkley, fall down off tackle right
12. I don't know
13. Flea flicker to Rice "Digital Watch Hands" Moss
14. I don't know
15. Quick Kick

Final Score - Rutgers 38 -Syracuse 13

Bonus Predictions - Ray Rice 197 yards rushing, Mike Teel 3 interceptions, Greg Robinson's post game press conference 12 "I don't knows"