We won't lose this week!

Chins up Cuse fans. WE CAN"T LOSE THIS WEEK! In a T3I exclusive, here's what was heard around the Robinson house during bye week:

"Honey, where did we put that resume paper?"

"Hi Nancy, it's Coach Robinson...is it possible to enroll players this week?"

"I wonder how C.B.A. pays."

"Yes sir Doctor Gross...extra wax on the car this weekend. I hear you loud and clear. I won't forget to shampoo the floormats either."

"How can I get 14 players on the field at a time without getting caught?"

"I've finally figured it out-- we just need to score more points than the other team!"

"I've got nothing to worry about.....Coach Boeheim has been averaging 30,000 fans a game for years now, and he's not going anywhere!"

"Yes, I know Doctor Gross, I will pick up your dry cleaning right after I finish with the car washing."

"Hey Mack....no, no, things are going great up here in Syracuse, I'm just talking hypothetically if I could have my old job back at Texas."

"I swore there was a finish-last-in-the-Big-East bonus in my contract."

"Now if Ron Popeil can sell people on that rotisserie cooker, then I can sell the fans on the rest of this season."

"Century 21 or Remax?"

"Absolutey Doctor Gross, I was planning on stopping at Wegman's anyways. I'd be glad to pick you up some scones."

"You know in video games you can just restart your season anytime you want. Maybe the NCAA can look into that."

"So the Raymore & Flanigan sale flyer has more pages than my playbook......who cares?"

"Yea guys, for the staff Halloween party I'm calling the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz costume! You guys fight it out for the rest."

"No problem Doctor Gross, I've re-tiled a bathroom before. I'll be there by 7:00AM."

"Ouch, that door really does hurt you when it hits you on the way out."