Cuse - Pitt Idiotic Predictions

There's 4 more Syracuse football games left, let's cut to the chase, here's how the idiots see SU-Pitt at high noon at 3/4 empty Heinz (not Hunt's) Field.


Russianator


First things first, let's celebrate how great I am - for the last 3 games , I've been DEAD ON THE MONEY picking cuse games. Of course, this achievement isn't difficult, it is sort of like being the skinniest kid at fat camp, but who cares, it's something. For the West Virginia game, I predicted 59-9 WVA, the final score - 55-14. Not Bad. For the Rutgers game, I predicted, 38-13 RU, the final score - 38-14 RU. For the Buffalo game, I predicted 20-14 SU, the final score - 20-12 SU. The lesson, a complete IDIOT can predict what a G-Rob coached team is going to do on a weekly basis. For my prognostication this week, I see a closer game than most expect - with SU gaining an early lead, but never stretching it out, and the young kids playing A LOT. Final - SU 82, St. Rose 69.....Oh sorry, I was in basketball mode already, for the football game I'm going with:


Panthers 28 - Cuse 13

Champ
Ali vs. Frazier. Chamberlain vs. Russell. The Legion of Doom vs. The SuperFriends. Well kids, epic matchups get taken to a whole new level when the 'Stache battles GRob. The combined brain power here could actually brown a piece of toast. Final score: Pitt 19, Cuse 10 The highs: We scored double digits, GRob butt gets hotter, and we're one game closer to the end of the season The lows: Playing in front of 20,000 fans-- what are we in Syracuse?
Panthers 19 - Cuse 10

Boss

Nothing says second-rate program like a college team “sharing” a stadium with an NFL franchise, and while Pitt Stadium had far outlived its usefulness, if you want to see Pittsburgh and Heinz Field at its finest, avoid the Saturday games and catch the Steelers on Sundays. However since the game is at Heinz Field, what better time to give the readers of T3I a restaurant condiment review:

Ketchup (not catsup): overrated, typically used as cover-up by grillers whose burgers come out extra-extra-charred. Grade: C-

Mustard: also overrated, there is no better way to ruin a perfectly good coney than to slather this garbage on top. Grade: D

Heinz 57 Sauce: Who is buying this stuff? Honestly? This is perfect for permanently staining the hideous shirt that your Mother-in-law bought you. Grade D+

Worcestershire Sauce T3I notes that this is not a product of Worcester, Massachusetts; great for marinating. Grade: B

Barbeque Sauce:T3I enjoy a good BBQ sauce and none is better than this offering from the Dinosaur. Great on chicken, ribs, sandwiches and cookies (ok maybe not cookies). Grade: A

A1 Sauce: Question: Ever walk into to great steakhouse and see A1 sauce on the table? If you answered yes, try another steakhouse. Grade: C-

Unfortunately for ‘Cuse fans my condiment ratings don’t transfer to the gridiron:

Panthers 26 SU 17