E.O.I. College Hoops Edition

The Orange improved to 3-0 tonight with their 80-63 win over Fordham. Donte Green led all scores with 25 and combined with Paul Harris on a couple of highlight reel jams.

With hoops giving us some relief from the Greg Robinson Experience, we turn our attention to all those T3I will be rooting against this college basketball season. All those deemed ENEMIES OF THE IDIOTS:

Gary "Osama Bin" Walters: The chair of last year's NCAA selection committee, you my friend are clueless when identifying the 65 best basketball teams in the country.

Dick Vitale: A first-ballot, no-brainer Enemy of the Idiots. Let's not forget that his "Syracuse never leaves the state of New York" song and dance was picked up by other sheep in the national media and apparently the clowns on last year's committee. How about his whining that the '96 Final Four should be "re-seeded" because Kentucky-UMass should face off in the finals. Funny he never mentions that Syracuse ended up playing that stacked Kentucky squad the closest of any team in the tourney. One of the many reasons the NCAA Tournament is the best sporting event in the free world: Dick Vitale can't broadcast any games.

Doug Gotlieb: What else can you say about the namesake of the Idiots' Smug Hall of Fame?

Keith Smart: Ugh.

Hoyas: Michael Graham, the Idiots remember.

Rick Majerus: We aren't losing any sleep over the Big Guy's decision to vacate the broadcast booth for a return to coaching. Anyone else remember his trashing of GMac a couple of years ago on an ESPN broadcast?

Tim Higgins: Nickle-dimer

Huskies: Smug fans, smug coach, but they can get you a killer deal on a laptop (rimshot please...)

Voters of the 1996 NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Player: I'll go to my grave saying John Wallace was more deserving than Tony Delk

Billy Packer: battles Dick Vitale for the "Mr. ACC" title every year.

Gallagher-Iba Arena: Nothing against Ed Gallagher or Henry Iba......the camera angle there kills us on TV games....why so high?

DeShaun Williams: What's your favorite DeShaun moment? Ours is when he transferred to Iona.

ESPN Producers: They have to show us the Digger Phelps dancing in the Dome clip everytime Notre Dame, Inc. visits Syracuse. Here's a better Cuse-ND clip to show:

Nike: Sorry, but these new uniforms are hideous.

More to come as the season develops....and I remember the rest.