Friday, November 9, 2007

The NFL Seeks to Improve its Warm and Fuzzy Image

In a move that can only be described as appalling, the Minnesota Vikings have fined receiver Troy Williamson one game check for missing last week's game to attend the funeral of his grandmother. To make the situation worse, his grandmother helped raise him and he has also been dealing with the fact that his older brother was in an auto accident in September and has been in and out of a coma.

Well done all you douchebags in the Minnesota Vikings organization, bad karma is sure to come your way quickly - and that's not good for a team that has Purple Jesus on it. Watch out Adrian Peterson, in addition to not giving you a quarterback, the Vikings organization is clearly trying to make sure you suffer some sort of horrific injury, probably so they won't have to pay you when that rookie contract you have runs out.

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