The Pryce is Wrong

Apologies to Happy Gilmore, but if you stayed up for the Monday Night Football game between Pittsburgh and Baltimore which rapidly took on the resemblance of West Virginia – Syracuse affair, then you are aware of three things for certain:

1. The Baltimore Ravens are a fraud
2. The game was over midway though the 2nd quarter
3. The Baltimore Ravens are a fraud

I often find joy in regrettable Ravens performances and none more than last nights ass-pounding, in fact tonight I watched Ravens Extra to get the team’s perspective on what happened during the 38-7 annihilation at the hands of the Steelers. Anyway, here is my account of Trevor Pryce’s game wrapup courtesy of MASN:

-Besides the water, Roethlisberger had a slippery substance on his jersey (I’m still awaiting results from the lab on this)

-Big Ben isn’t any good, he was fortunate on a couple of passes thrown with his eyes closed is all, and he should have been sacked an additional 10 times. (2nd in the NFL in QB rating and touchdowns, behind Tom Brady – all those years of “Marco/Polo” are paying dividends)

-The rain and field conditions were too much of a hindrance to the Ravens defense (I agree…its totally unfair that the Steelers D was allowed to play on dry fieldturf)

-Things will be different at M&T Bank Stadium in December (as in the Ravens will have long since been eliminated from playoff contention)

Apparently the Ravens players have a hard time admitting when their last rectal exam was and I’m here to remind them --- IT WAS LAST NIGHT! SEASON OVER!