SU-UConn Official Idiotic Predictions

These mascots don't scare anyone, although the Husky Camel Toe is pretty nasty

It's time for the Idiots to tell you how we see the SU-UConn game playing out, let's not waste any time:

Boss

Question, why is UConn’s football stadium located in Hartford? I really cannot understand this, which can only mean that some asinine politicians played a role. I’m thinking it’s the same politicians who forced my Hartford Whalers to relocate to North Carolina. Anyway, I have been searching for some compelling reasons to actually tune into this game…and the best that I can come up is:

1. To find out how quickly the announcing crew embarks into “fill” mode.

2. To see if during “fill” mode, the ESPN2 production team has prepared some classic Whalers’ footage in conjunction with a rousing version of “Brass Bonanza.” That would actually be worth the suffering…otherwise you’ve read this chapter before (of course this idiot is banking on there only being 1 more chapter in this tragedy known as the Greg Robinson Chronicles)…don’t you dare disappoint me Randy Edsall.

UConn 32

Syracuse 13

Champ

A bottom feeder comes calling on a league contender. In this bizzaro-world that is the Greg Robinson era, Cuse plays the role of bottom feeder to the former Yankee Conference member. A quick aside...7 years ago UConn embarked on their first season in Division 1-A. Meanwhile on the hill, the Men of Orange would slug their way through a 6-5 season. My how times have changed, 6-5 sounds soooo good right now. Not going out on any limb here.....when it comes to anyone vs. Greg Robinson, I'm taking anyone.

Storrs 31

Syracuse 6

Russianator

Back in the day, you know, when SU fielded competent football teams, game day meant one thing - excitement. Now, gameday brings a mix of dread, morbid curiosity, and near the end, eager anticipation for whatever weird, nonsensical diatribe Greg Robinson will treat us too next. As Boss said, here's hoping that this is end of the Robinson era, which by any standard has been a colossal failure. Whatever happens on the field, afterward I can assure you that Greg will tell us that he saw some good things out there, the kids fought hard to the end, if a few things differently had happened, they would have scored some more and given up less points.....lather, rinse, repeat.

UConn 42

Syracuse 13