The LVP Watch

As the NFL season draws to a close, we bring you another week of the LVP Watch. As always, it was a tough week, so let's get right to the list:

The 2009 Arena League MVP - Kyle Boller

1. Kyle Boller - Quarterback, Baltimore Ravens - Thanks to a nice smooth 3 interception day, Boller once again proved to the world that he actually does suck. Don't be fooled by sporadic flashes of competency, Boller stinks. I do give him credit for playing so poorly that Troy Smith actually got on the field this week. The good news for Boller, he's starting this week, and Brian Billick is coming back, since apparently he's making decisions on his own regarding his future.

2. DeAngelo Hall - Cornerback, Atlanta Falcons. It's been quite a year for Mr. Hall, from the infamous game against Carolina when he took 67 yards in penalties on one drive, to fighting with his coach, and just being a distraction in general, Hall has been on fire. He kicked it up another notch on Monday night with his support for Mike Vick - because it wasn't like Ronnie Mexico actually admitted he killed dogs himself........oh wait a minute.

3. John Beck - Quarterback, Miami Dolphins. It's not really fair to put a rookie quarterback who is playing on the league's worst team on the list, but frankly, he's a big part of the problem. Beck has been completely ineffective since being inserted into the lineup, and an awful fumble on Sunday lead to a Cleo Lemon sighting. 35 years from now, do you think this Miami team will be cracking open champagne each year after the last winless team in the NFL beats someone? They really should, it's only fair.

4. Anthony Smith - Safety, Pittsburgh Steelers. We all know about the prediction and how that worked out. I guess the old adage that it's better to be quiet and have people think you are stupid than open your mouth and confirm it, is true. In addition to the wildly inaccurate prediction, Mr. Smith was abused all day on Sunday. This video pretty much makes my point.





5. Shaun Alexander - Running back, Seattle Seahawks. Another week, another performance that reminds us of how he's a shadow of his former self. He had 10 carries for 38 yards against the Cardinals and 25 of those came on one carry. For the years his yards per carry is still 3.3. The problem is Seattle keeps winning, so obviously can't be killing them that badly. On that note Shaun, here's a little video that you've inspired: