* 19 points and 15 boards for Paul Harris - that pretty much says it all right there. If this kid was 6'8" he'd be in the NBA right now.
Monday, December 31, 2007
* 19 points and 15 boards for Paul Harris - that pretty much says it all right there. If this kid was 6'8" he'd be in the NBA right now.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
The Russianator did a nice job earlier this week recapping why 2007 stunk. I couldn't agree more. One thing all three idiots enjoy is hearing celebrities sound dumber than us, and believe me it really takes a helluva effort to sound dumber than the three morons who bring you this blog. Nonetheless, the following athletes and celebrities make us feel like NASA engineers. It doesn't get any better than defending Ron Mexico, comparing football games to 9/11, and spending brief moments in the worlds of Gross and Robinson. To Daryl and Greg, we can't wait for more words of wisdom in '08.
The 2007 T3I Quotes of the Year
"Sam is an idiot -- i-d-o-u-t -- idiot." ~Shaquille O'Neal , commenting on Chicago Tribune columnist Sam Smith.
"O.J.'s probably sitting at home just happy he didn't kill a dog." ~Charles Barkley, commenting on Michael Vick
"I found out from a very close source in Ann Arbor that Les Miles will be named the next head coach at Michigan," ~ ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit
"We need to shake some things up. What it is, I don't know.” ~ Greg Robinson, November 30, 2007
"I couldn't find London on the map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that." ~Channing Crowder, Dolphins linebacker, October 25, 2007
"At the end of the day, notwithstanding whatever personal opinion I have, it was the consensus of the committee that Syracuse wasn't among the 34 best at large teams in the country…While I understand Syracuse's disappointment, also understand that we think we made good decisions. " ~NCAA Tournament Chairman Osama Bin Walters, March 12, 2007
"This is the icing on the gravy." ~Lucas Glover, PGA player from South Carolina, on being in contention at the British Open
“They’re (Rutgers) a one year wonder.” ~ Multi-year wonder Greg Robinson
"I don't know if I could talk to her, because I don't speak English. I speak Southern American, and I don't know if she would understand that or not. (Plus) she wears one of them great big hats. She might outdo me on the hat deal." ~NASCAR legend Richard Petty, when asked what he would say to Queen Elizabeth II if they met at the Kentucky Derby.
"(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom," ~Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho
"Is that significant, in your opinion?" ~St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa, March 22, 2007 to police after registering a .093 blood-alcohol level at a traffic stop where officers found him asleep behind the wheel, radio blaring.
“We're going to win. Yeah, I can guarantee a win.” ~Steeler Defensive Back Anthony Smith, December 5, 2007
"Changes in history usually occur after some kind of catastrophic event. It may be 9-11, which sort of changed the spirit of America relative to catastrophic events. Pearl Harbor kind of got us ready for World War II, or whatever, and that was a catastrophic event." ~Nick Saban, Alabama coach, after a loss to Louisiana-Monroe, Nov. 19.
"I'm playing as well as I have ever played, except for the years I've played better." ~Fred Couples, PGA player.
"It's nice they (Miami) recognize what I have been able to help accomplish and recognize that I work with vision and patience." ~ Doctor Daryl Gross, December 24, 2007
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us," ~Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Upton
“We don't say anything about people shooting deer or other animals. From what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors." ~Stephon Marbury, Knicks guard, on the Michael Vick indictment, Aug. 23, 2007.
And Champ's pick for the T3I Quote of the Year:
"Everything is magnetized by 10." ~Golden State Warriors forward Al Harrington, on playoff pressure.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
There's no denying it - 2007 flat out blew. It blew goats. It blew more than a hooker dressed as Monica Lewinsky at a Bill Clinton impersonators convention. It blew so bad that three idiots who have scattered to different parts of the country banded together to give you a dopey analysis of the world of sports, and a few people actually paid attention. If this blog isn't an example of how bad things have become, I don't know what proof you need - we're fucking morons people.
Don't believe us that 2007 was awful? Let's look at the proof:
* There was the infamous NCAA Tournament Snub of Syracuse in March.
* Syracuse fans were lucky this year though, the snub was followed by the lacrosse team that had its first losing season in more than 30 years.
* Hey, at least there was football. 2007 was supposed to be the year they turned everything around and if by "turned around" you mean death spiral, then mission accomplished. In fact, we were lucky enough to witness one worst football seasons in school history, culminating in 10 losses (most of them ugly) for only the second time in more than 100 years of playing the sport, and for that, the coach got to keep his job.
* Late fall of 2007 brought us renewed hope in the form of basketball. Except for one thing, Syracuse guards obviously aren't working through their "My Name is Earl" karma lists, because ACLs were ripping like acid washed jeans in the 80s - first Rautins went down in August, then Devo followed. Now, the season is up in the air and a walk on is the back up point guard.
* The idiots are more well rounded than just Syracuse, I happen to be Philadelphia Eagle fan and the year started with the Saints pounding them out of the playoffs and will end with the 2007 version not even making the post season. I'm not sure who had a worse year, Andy Reid or his sons. It was a year the Eagles pissed away - fumbled punts, late drives and missed field goals turned a potential 11 win season into 7 wins to date - and it was all their own fault. Hey, at least Andy can still make cool faces:
* Boss is a huge Pittsburgh Steeler fan and things were rolling along just fine for that team, until Willie Parker broke his leg. They are now relying on this guy to really carry the load the rest of the way.
* Champ is a Raider fan - and honestly, until the old guy in the white jump suit retires, the expectations of that franchise are lower than the collective IQ of the owners of bad newz kennels. On a side note, can you believe Bill Callahan coached this team in a Super Bowl in 2003???? 2003 wasn't that long ago - weird.
* Florida is the national champ in football AND basketball - I don't have anything against the gators, but for the love of God man, enough is enough. The basketball coach looks like Eddie Munster and waffles like a politician and the football coach is named Urban. Does anyone else find this strange? (for the record - both are great coaches).
* In baseball news, mites (or whatever the hell they are called) did what man could not do, they derailed Joba Chamberlain.
* And then Red Sox won the World series again - what a nightmare. On the plus side, at least the rest of the world is now realizing their fans are just as bad as us Yankee fans, so they've got them going for us, which is nice.
* Guys like Ron Mexico, everyone named in the Mitchell Report, Barry Bonds and sadly, news today about Jim Leyritz all brought some form of misery to fans or other people.
* And going back to Syracuse to round out this list, they STILL CAN'T GET THE UNIFORMS RIGHT for any sport. This seemingly simple task is one that continues to dangle out of reach.
Fear not readers of T3I, while we have bravely endured all these hardships, and many others we haven't even mentioned, we really enjoy doing this and don't plan on stopping any time soon. Thanks for stopping by and remember, 2008 has to be better - if it's not, you can bet your ass we will tell you about it.
The Good News: The Huskies are ranked 11th in the nation
The Bad News: 11th in college hockey
Leading Scorer: Matt Janning. Janning is averaging 16.4 points per game
Common Opponents: Syracuse and Northeastern do have one thing in common, they both lost to Rhode Island. The Huskies got pasted 92-72 in their worst loss of the season and the Orange infamously gave up 107 points to the Rams in a loss earlier this year.
Interesting Facts/Idiotic Analysis: Other than the Rhode Island loss, Northeastern has been pesky this year, losing by only 2 to BC, losing by 9 to UConn and losing by 2 to Maryland. In addition, they are road tested, having played only 2 homes and 8 on the road, and 8 of their 10 games have been decided by 9 points or less.
Coached by former BC assistant and Hamilton College graduate Bill Coen, the team plays hard and won't roll over simply because they are playing against a Big East foe. On paper this is a team that SU should handle, but as we've seen in the past, nothing is a given and you have to be worried about the mind frame that the extremely young Orange will be in after returning from their respective homes for the Holiday break.
Prediction: I see SU and Northeastern playing a close game in the first half, with Boeheim peeling the paint off the locker room walls at half time and Syracuse pulling away at the end for 15 point victory - call it 81-66.
Bonus predictions: Paul Harris is screamed at 17 times, the Belgian Waffle dives for loose balls 7 times, Donte Green attempts 8 three pointers and Jonny Flynn does something you haven't seen before.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
In Rocky IV, Stu teamed up with Warner "Let's Go to the Videotape" Wolfe to call Ivan Drago's massacre of Apollo Creed. I was disapointed when Stu didn't get the call to go to Moscow to announce Balboa-Drago. Honestly, Barry Tompkins and Al Bandeiro did that fight no justice.
Last night's Motor City Bowl was a good one. There was more excitement packed into that game than the entire Greg Robinson era. Dave Pash and Andre Ware were in post-season form last night breaking off the standard cliche's. For those of you keeping score at home, here's what to look and listen for in bowl game broadcasts:
* "remember the clock stops on first downs in college football" (note: you may also hear the related "one foot inbounds" reference as well)
* name dropping by announcers on hanging out with the teams during the week's activities
* the awkward pre-game spot by the lead sponsor's VP of Marketing welcoming everyone to tonight's bowl game, personally I love hearing how much R&L Carriers love college athletics
* the standard "this is why bowls are good for college football" combined with the screen shot of the winning team celebrating on the sideline
* "the extra month of practice really helps a program".....REALLY? I had no idea that more practice is a good thing
* "they are making a statement for next year"
* the "I just don't get the BCS" line from the color-man. You know what else I don't get....shopping carts with one bad wheel.
Enjoy the bowl season kids.
In Syracuse related news:
* Devin Brennan McBride appears to be finished as a player at SU, and maybe done with basketball due to chronic shoulder issues. While you obviously feel for a kid who due to injury never really got a shot, you can't honestly be surprised that a Canadian guy with 3 names didn't become a basketball superstar.....the odds were not in his favor. It's also odd that a shoulder injury is what has caused him all these problems, a shoulder injury in football makes perfect sense, in basketball, it's more rare. Maybe he was hanging out with Steve Sparks.
* Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician tells us Daryl Gross is doing a fine job - just ask him.
* This just in, Jonny Flynn is good. Stories like this are the definition of slow news day - and while I love Flynn and think Mike Waters does a great job of covering the team, if you needed that article to tell you Mr. Flynn is the real deal, you haven't watched any SU games this year.
* The Axeman reports that there's a chance Coach P could be headed to Miami. Like many fans we were all ready for P to leave, after 3 years of G-Rob I almost get nostalgic about the man, so good luck P wherever you may land. Also, I hope you sent Greg a Christmas card this year, he's done more to bolster your coaching legacy in the last 3 years than you ever could have done had you remained.
* Eric Devendorf can't catch a break, in addition to being out for the year with a torn ACL, he's been named to "The Big East All Ugly Team." According to the author of the blog, it was "tougher than past seasons." As people who also make dumb lists (The LVP Watch, The Idiot Report, Etc) we aren't going to wade into this one, we'll let you be the judge.
Around the World of College Sports
* Speaking of ugly, Eddie Sutton is coming back to coach the University of San Francisco. Sutton is one of those unique characters that is now revered for simply having been around a long, long time. It's amazing how when a guy gets old, people tend to forget about all the crap he's gotten away with over the years. This latest coaching stint amounts to a selfish ploy to get to 800 wins. Rest assured Eddie, no one cares if you tack on a few meaningless wins and we haven't forgotten about your past, the probation that nearly gave Kentucky the death penalty (an assistant mailed Chris Mills' father CASH), the DUI that ended your career, and all your other shenanigans that people tend to forget about. Can't Stop the Bleeding chimes in as well.
* Looking for a few decent college hoop games to watch over the next few days? College Fast Break has your answers.
* Catch up on your Big East News and Notes here.
In Steroid News
* Unless you're dead you know that Roger Clemens is going on 60 minutes. I can't speak for my other two collaborators here, but while I love Roger, the facts don't exactly stack up in his favor. Overweight power pitchers don't get better with age, as Roger did. I know in America people are innocent until proven guilty, but we all know Barry Bonds did steroids and if you look at the stats, it sure as hell looks like Roger did as well. It may not be fair to either of them, but blame Bud Selig for being asleep and the player's union for being pigs and ignoring this issue for too long.
In Throw Your Coach Under the Bus News
* Bleeding Green Nation found this nice little column, printed on Christmas Day, where Sheldon Brown basically said the Eagles blew this season because the coaches were too tight and that trickled down to the players. What sucks the most about the whole thing is Brown is easily the best corner on the team (Lito Sheppard is ALWAYS hurt). Ah, the fun things that happen when a once good team falls apart.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
How are things at the North Pole? The weather can't be as bad as Central New York. I know it's late Santa, however I'm hoping you'll get this in time to know what I'd really like for Christmas this year.
Before I begin, I want you to know I've been a good boy this year. I renewed my Syracuse football season tickets in the spring and suffered through another tough season. Santa, noon games are really tough to tailgate for, but my crew managed to do it. So Santa, here's what I'm wishing for in 2008:
* a .500 or better record for the SU football team
* an NCAA tournament appearance for the hoops squad
* a Donte Green press conference announcing his return to SU for the 2008-09 season
* a 27th World Championship for the Yankees
* an Emmy award for the new American Gladiators, please Santa don't let this show stink
* the return of Tony Kornheiser to national radio
* the winning numbers for a Mega Millions drawing
* a late night talk show for Kige Ramsey
* new legislation outlawing the broadcast of poker on television
* a return of the McNabb era uniforms for the football team
* the disappearance of the duct tape uniforms the hoops team wears
* Mike Tranghese's resignation
* an agreement between Time Warner and the NFL: we'll show the NFL Network if you give us Sunday Ticket
* weekly Jim Mora Sr. press conferences during the NFL season, I don't care if he's not coaching, just give us the pressers
* a last second, Scott Norwood-esque defeat for the then undefeated Patriots in the Super Bowl--- now that would be funny
* a healthy Andy Rautins and Devo
* more get togethers with my fellow Idiots: Boss and Russianator
* Ed: The Complete Series DVD, get the elves on this Santa, please
* an eviction notice to Notre Dame from the Big East
Thank you Santa. I'll leave you some Dinosaur BBQ on Christmas Eve.
* Did you know Tuna can waddle - the Big Lead does.
* Exciting football recruiting news from our friends over at cuse scoops.
* Keep a close eye on your kids around unicyclists.
* Skip Bayless, in addition to being a jackass, has facial expressions that are almost limitless.
* An in-depth look at ESPN's Chris Mortensen and his reporting (2nd item).
* Nunes and Orange 44 chit chat about the Orange.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Pat Shadle, Syracuse University
Let's be honest, this photo does this man no justice. The official SU roster has Pat listed as 5-8, 201 lbs. I would never doubt what the athletic department tells us, but we're not buying the two-bills count.
T31 loves Coach Mangino. The big man is large and in charge. Also, he was named Walter Camp and AP Coach of the year. Coming to a club on South Beach soon.
David Wells, MLB
John Kruk, Phillies
Bonus points for the mullet.
John Daly, PGA Tour
PTI toss up: 382, John Daly's longest drive, or his cholesterol level?
Fernando Valenzuela, LA Dodgers
It looks like retirement has been very, very good to Fernando.
Billy Paultz, Utah Jazz
Anyone nicknamed "The Whopper" is cool in our book.
Cecil Fielder, AL Slugger
Cec-daddy really rocked the pinstripe look. Son Prince is sure to follow Dad on this list one day.
Terry Forster, Fat Tub of Goo
Those aren't our words, they're Dave Letterman's.
Others receiving votes: Rick Reuschel, Romeo Crennel, Retired Patrick Ewing, TNT Charles Barkely, Robert Tractor Traylor, Sal Fassano
Anyway, the reason I went there was to see if the rest of the team names were as bad as "The Iowa Energy" and the "LA D-Fenders." I figured there couldn't possibly be any worse names but boy oh boy, was I wrong. The only possible explanation is that Corky from Life Goes On is now the Assistant Commissioner in charge of team names or Isiah Thomas did it, either way, it's a bevy of retarded goodness.
Currently there are 14 teams in the NBDL, almost all of them have bad names. Luckily, the idiots are here to help.
Colorado 14ers - A favorite of the Sports Hernia - who, in a comment left last week, had this to say about NBDL names in general and the 14ers specifically: "Holy crap, who is in charge of the team names? Fucking Beetlejuice? I also enjoy the "Colorado 14ers." Just flows off the tongue like a Dr. J finger roll." Not much to argue with there.
Dakota Wizards - A fairly sane name - I guess they figured that anything too crazy might keep even more people in their homes when temperatures drop to minus 20 in the Dakotas. If they ever make a change, the only acceptable option is he Dakota Woodchippers.
Albuquerque Thunderbirds - Not an awful name, but since this basically rips off classic Ford automobile and this is an NBDL team, I'm thinking the Albuquerque Escorts might be a better name...uhhhhhh we better just move on.
Idaho Stampede - The Idaho Vandals - that's a good a name - the stampede, not so much. At the very least they should kick it up a notch and call themselves the Idaho Human Stampede - that's at least got an edge to it.
Sioux Falls Skyforce - What is a Skyforce and why are they in South Dakota? How many minor league teams do the Dakotas need anyway? One is more than enough, they should just be disbanded - something tells me the NBDL players aren't exactly thrilled about being sent to the Dakotas anyway.
Fort Wayne Mad Ants - The Fort Wayne Pistons were an ORIGINAL NBA team and this is how you repay the people of Fort Wayne? The Mad Ants? I guess the Angry Centipedes were already taken. The Fort Wayne team is affiliated with the Detroit Pistons (where the team eventually moved) so I don't know - maybe you'd like to honor the past and become.........the Fort Wayne Pistons? Life isn't that hard people.
Los Angeles D-Fenders - This is as lazy and dumb as you can get. What does this honor - LA's long tradition of defense? The LA auto industry? You want a good name for an LA team - how about the LA Starving Actors? That's catchy.
Anaheim Arsenal - This sounds like a team that should be playing in the English Premier League. In keeping with LA tradition, they should be renamed the Los Angeles Arsenal of Anaheim.
Utah Flash - The Flash sucked as a superhero. The Utah Batmen is far more appropriate - besides, Utah seems like a place that has a lot of bats.
Tulsa 66ers - Memo to the world: Just because the Philadelphia 76ers can get away with name that's a number with an "ers" after it, this does not make it OK, nor should it be construed as an invitation for you to try your own variation. I've got no alternative name here, I highly doubt the people of Tulsa will care.
Bakersfield Jam - The former team of the beloved Gerry McNamara, while he only played one season there, they should honor Gerry and rename the team the Bakersfield McNamaras.
Iowa Energy - I blame the Miami Heat. Somehow they made it acceptable for words like Heat and Energy to become team names. Look, corn is big in Iowa, they are using corn to make ethanol, an alternative fuel source, so at least get creative - the Iowa Ethanol at least has a little flair.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Let's get to weekly LVP Watch.
1. Shaun Alexander - Running back, Seattle Seahawks. He sucks and if the Seahawks had a better back, they wouldn't do things like lose to a crappy Panthers team. Against the Carolina Panthers Shaun racked up 17 yards on 7 carries, which is pretty bad. It becomes awful when you consider the fact that he had 20 yards on one carry, and minus 4 yards on the other 6. Seattle, you have a problem. For the season Alexander has 612 yards on 183 carries, for an average of 3.3 yards per carry. He's also 30 years old, which is 100 in running back years.
2. Jeavon Kearse - Defensive End, Philadelphia Eagles. Once known as the Freak, the only freakish thing about Kearse this year is his ability to cash huge paychecks without producing on the field. For the season, Kearse has 3.5 sacks. Not bad for guy who signed a $66 million contact with the Eagles. He was a healthy scratch this week and the Eagles held the Cowboys to 6 points with him not setting foot on the field. Kearse has avoided the list all season, but that's only because I'm an idiot.
3. Kyle Boller - Quarterback, Baltimore Ravens - Boller did nothing to convince anyone he'll be a full time starter in the league last week, and while I'm not a Raven fan, I have to think the people who do like this thoroughly miserable groups of players were happy to see Troy Smith on the field after Boller suffered a concussion on Sunday. Don't worry Raven fans, your time with Kyle INT should be coming to an end soon.
4. Warren Sapp - Defensive Tackle, Oakland Raiders. Big mouth, small production. Sapp was a great player for a lot of years, but his time is up. He's totaled 2 sacks this year, and more importantly, the Raider defense, which was surprisingly good last year, has been awful this year, ranking next to last in rushing yards allowed. The only good news is that with the Raiders being terrible, no one has paid attention to Sapp or his antics - take notes Chad Johnson.
5. Jamaine Winborne - Defensive Back, Baltimore Ravens. Someone named Greg Camarillo caught a pass from Cleo Lemon (this was an actual NFL game, I swear) and ran away from you for a 64 yard score. Mr. Winborne, he ran by you like you were standing still. You can't let that happen with the Dolphins were on pace for the reverse perfect season. Welcome to the LVP Watch.
* Memo to Roy Williams - if the NFL creates a new rule to SPECIFICALLY OUTLAW the way you tackle people, and you continue to tackle people this way - don't act too shocked about the suspension.
* Duke Vitale will be out until at least February, and while I don't share these sentiments, I really liked the picture. Don't worry college basketball fans, you've still got Mike Patrick to shill for the ACC. The world sports world would be a better place with more guys like Jimmy Dykes and Jay Bilas and less guys like Duke Vitale and Billy Douchepacker. Anyway, we don't wish death on Dukie V - get well soon, and retire immediately thereafter.
* A-Rod and Scott Boras have broken up - no word yet on who gets the strippers, but let's hope they settle that amicably - for the sake of the working ladies. As an aside, are there 2 people more universally despised than these two? How did this go so wrong?
* This story has been splashed all over the NY tabloids for a couple of days, a broadcaster that allegedly tried to get in Rich Eisen's pants a while back had a little run in with a female cop in the NYC this weekend, and let's just say, it's not playing out well.
* And finally, it's college football awards season.
Monday, December 17, 2007
P-S blogger Donna Ditota noted that the injury to 8 Mile may result in playing time for walk-on Justin "JT" Thomas. Mike Watters informs us that it looks good for a Devo medical redshirt.
The Russianator points out just how thin the injury to Devo leaves us in the backcourt. Expect an extra Scoop of Jardine in the rotation with a dash of JT.
I am no fan of his overboard trash-talking. However there were times last season when the only fire on that team came from him. Get well Eric, and when is that new album coming out?
Photo - AP - via Yahoo.
In this idiot's opinion, the best move would be to start Rick Jackson at the 4 and move Paul Harris to shooting guard. You'd have a huge front line of Arinze at the 5, Jackson at the 4, Greene at the 3, and a backcourt of Harris and Flynn. While Paul doesn't shoot it well, Greene and Flynn both have unlimited range, and Jackson has shown a great feel around the rim and more polish to his game than you could hope for.
This also allows them to have one guard in Jardine, and one forward, the Belgian kid, on the bench. Each guy can play a couple of positions, so Boeheim would maintain some flexibility there.
Smaller quicker teams will give that lineup fits, but if your front line is 6'9", 6'9", and 6'11" and you have a rebounding machine as a 2 guard, in theory they can beat teams to death on the glass. While neither Jackson or AO is a true shot blocker, getting shots off over that lineup would be no small task either.
Injury or foul trouble to Flynn at this point would be absolutely devastating, as he's the last scholarship point guard on the roster, and I don't know about you, but the thought of Jardine having to play extended minutes at the point in a close Big East game scares me to death. In a year or two, I can live with that, now.....eh.....
Saddle up cuse fans, what promised to be an interesting season is about to get even more unpredictable.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
For UM I think this is a great hire. Coach Rodriguez built WVU into a national power with his spread option offense. The traditionally "slow" Big10 will seen an influx of speed now that RRod joins The Zook.
For WVU fans this has to hurt, especially after last year's Alabama drama.
As a Cuse fan, I wish Coach Rodriguez all the best. I'm appreciative of how he single-handily saved the Big East's BCS tie-in with his Sugar Bowl win over Georgia. At the time, the conference's BCS status was on life-support.
A few tips Coach:
1. Beat Ohio State
2. Beat 1-AA teams
3. Get the couch out of your house in Morgantown
4. Ask Coach Beilein what moving company he used.
Good luck Rich.
This Idiot didn't see the SU game last night, because while I only live a couple of hours away, the game wasn't on TV here. Anyway, while they won 125-75 (did we travel back to the late 80s and not tell anyone?) obviously the huge concern is Eric Devendorf's knee injury.
I'm not a doctor and I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but when the words "knee" and "I felt it" are said - that's not good. While we are all hoping for the best, the pessimist in me is dreading the news.
As they are presently constituted, this team is young and lacking depth, but extremely talented. If they can put the pieces together and make a commitment to defense, the sky is the limit. Without Devendorf, that ceiling on what they can accomplish this year has been lowered considerably. They will go from a team that has final four talent (I'm not saying they are going to the final four, but talent wise that would be the absolute ceiling) to a team that will struggle to make the NCAA tournament.
In a matter of a few days, the best player on the football team potentially could be an important cog in trying to save this season - and that's not good for anyone.
Friday, December 14, 2007
This idiot was getting his tickets to see Bruce
Grob had hired his new OC with great care,
As Mike Williams longs for more passes in the air
Fans of Orange football dream of next year,
While reminders of ’07 caused them great fear
Retaining the coach has led DGross to surmise,
That once again he’s pulled the wool o’er our eyes
Our hopes for the hoops team are very immense,
One problem so far, they don’t play defense
Away to the dome 30K will pack right in
To watch the men of Orange fight out a win
And the Big East season will soon be a go,
We’d better start hitting the glass…this I do know,
We hope in March that our name does appear,
On the list of 65 that are in the clear
Meanwhile the Chiefs are ripping up their turf,
And maybe this year they’ll get within 20 games of first
The Chiefs contending is too much to ask,
To suffer through a game, first grab my flask
“Go Harris, go Greene, go Flynn and go Scoop,
Devo, Arinze, and Jackson go attack the hoop!
To the Huskies of Storz and the Hoyas from DC
You are the definition of our enemy
Our Canadian guard did blow out his knee
Oh Andy how we miss your buckets of three,
Here’s hoping we get ESPN games with Raff
His barbs with Bilas are worth a good laugh
And let’s not forget the Bullz that did rage,
Nowhere to be found on my sports page,
Young Steinbrenner brought Alex back in the fold,
While a deadline had passed, or so we were told
“No Johan, too late” young Hal surely sung,
Yet fans of the Yanks are still dream of Cy Young
Back to the Cuse and our new OC Mitch,
Your O-line is much scarier than that mean evil Grinch
And get used to your boss saying “I don’t know”
You’ll hear that more often than Santa’s “Ho, ho, ho!”
The loud house once was a hostile place,
Like Jet Blue now, fans have plenty of space
The faces of Orange fans often wore a frown,
Because nothing says “quit” like punting on 3rd down
Fear not, our AD will return the Dome’s thunder,
Every week just retire another jersey number
Chins up Cuse fans, for if that should miss
We’ll get another tour stop from the midgets dressed as KISS
2008 brings Joe Pa back to CNY
That final score could really make us cry
But just when you think next year won’t be great,
Remember the best part of fall is the chance to tailgate
Bowl season is hear and while we’re not there,
Think back to the time when missing out was rare
Your program is in terrific shape, the Good Doctor did say,
Dear Daryl we hope you’ve been updating your resume
To our readers we do offer with great sincerity,
“A Merry Christmas to all” from the Idiots of Three
As for the trainer, the good news is that the last time I checked Elmore and Patrick don't call men's soccer games, so his job working with the soccer team should be safe for now.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Anyway, while the world prepares to act shocked that Jason Giambi was on the juice and a bunch of other guys go into, "the report isn't true mode" (I'm talking about you Kevin Millar) - we here at T3I decided to take a look at some athletes who SHOULD have been on the juice, because frankly while we all love a lot of the guys on the list - they needed some help. This is by no means a comprehensive list, feel free to add your suggestions below.
Manute Bol. Can you imagine the added range Manute would have had if he had only been using some roids? Half court would have been a lay up for him.
Merton Hanks' neck. Seriously, just look at this thing, how he never suffered some horrific career ending neck injury is beyond us.
Andy Stankiewicz. Stanky the Yankee the was a favorite of all three idiots, sadly the Stankiewicz era didn't last long enough. Jeter was the only guy on the planet that could follow Stanky.
Eric Davis. Don't believe us, check out this photo from early in his career (on second thought, we might want to wait until the report comes out before including him).
Michael Chang. Just the thought of Michael Chang all buffed and ripped makes Andre Agassi cry. If Mike had the body to go with the hustle, and the crazy under hand serve he'd bust out once in a while, Federer would be chasing his records right now.
The Russianator really hit a homerun in his post on this Bobby Petrino drama. What caught my eye in this story was Falcons owner Arthur Blank. At his presser, Mr. Blank did his best Mike Tranghese imitation and claimed that he felt "abused" over his jilting.
Abused? That's a tough pill for this idiot to swallow. Arthur you KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INVOLVED WITH. This reminds me of a woman who decides to have an affair with a married man. The married man ends up leaving his family, getting divorced and shacks up with the former mistress. The two actually get married. You think this marriage is going to last? My money is on the husband to be out looking for a new mistress within 2 years. At least that's what I learned from watching Michael Mancini on Melrose Place. That woman knew what she was getting into as did you Mr. Blank.
I have no problems with Falcon players calling out Petrino. They went to war for the man, they followed his orders, and looked to him for leadership. Mr. Blank on the other hand, you wined and dined the pretty girl with a bad reputation. You took her to the dance and now you're upset she's slow dancing with another guy. You are not a victim here.
The real victims here are the University of Louisville fans; they had to suffer through a Petrino-less defeat at the hands of Syracuse.
As we learned earlier in the week this guy really needs to focus on his choice of words.
Here's part 2 of Mr. Sincerity's remarks, the best part is at the very end when they bring the cheerleaders up and everyone starts doing the pig sooie chant.
DeAngelo Hall isn't so impressed, and while he's insane, you can't fault him for his thoughts on this one:
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
1. Kyle Boller - Quarterback, Baltimore Ravens - Thanks to a nice smooth 3 interception day, Boller once again proved to the world that he actually does suck. Don't be fooled by sporadic flashes of competency, Boller stinks. I do give him credit for playing so poorly that Troy Smith actually got on the field this week. The good news for Boller, he's starting this week, and Brian Billick is coming back, since apparently he's making decisions on his own regarding his future.
2. DeAngelo Hall - Cornerback, Atlanta Falcons. It's been quite a year for Mr. Hall, from the infamous game against Carolina when he took 67 yards in penalties on one drive, to fighting with his coach, and just being a distraction in general, Hall has been on fire. He kicked it up another notch on Monday night with his support for Mike Vick - because it wasn't like Ronnie Mexico actually admitted he killed dogs himself........oh wait a minute.
3. John Beck - Quarterback, Miami Dolphins. It's not really fair to put a rookie quarterback who is playing on the league's worst team on the list, but frankly, he's a big part of the problem. Beck has been completely ineffective since being inserted into the lineup, and an awful fumble on Sunday lead to a Cleo Lemon sighting. 35 years from now, do you think this Miami team will be cracking open champagne each year after the last winless team in the NFL beats someone? They really should, it's only fair.
4. Anthony Smith - Safety, Pittsburgh Steelers. We all know about the prediction and how that worked out. I guess the old adage that it's better to be quiet and have people think you are stupid than open your mouth and confirm it, is true. In addition to the wildly inaccurate prediction, Mr. Smith was abused all day on Sunday. This video pretty much makes my point.
5. Shaun Alexander - Running back, Seattle Seahawks. Another week, another performance that reminds us of how he's a shadow of his former self. He had 10 carries for 38 yards against the Cardinals and 25 of those came on one carry. For the years his yards per carry is still 3.3. The problem is Seattle keeps winning, so obviously can't be killing them that badly. On that note Shaun, here's a little video that you've inspired: