Let the Super Hype begin. We are closing in on the 42nd edition of the NFL's ultimate showcase. The upstart Giants will face the undefeated Patriots. You may be may be undefeated New England, but you are not quite perfect.The Russianator, Boss and yours truly Champ follow the Eagles, Steelers, and Raiders respectively. This has led to many, and I mean many, "debates" over adult beverages late into a Saturday night. Arguments over the which Pennsylvania team is better, Super Bowl XV, and the Immaculate Deception never get old between us. However, there is one thing we at T3I stand united on: our hatred of all things Boston sports.
It pains us to endorse the Giants in this Super Bowl. The Russianator's love of the Birds has him despising the divisional foe GMen. And as Boss pointed out, all three idiots were force fed plenty of Giants game growing up in CNY. So with the help of my fellow idiots, we present (in no particular order) 42 Reasons We Hate This Game. We're using Roman numerals, because besides the Super Bowl the only other time they get used are for Rocky movies.
I: Tom Coughlin - he's no pretty face
II: 2 weeks of Randy Moss' domestic disputes
III: The NY Post and NY Daily News - useless for the next 2 weeks
IV: We don't care about Mike Vrabel catching touchdown passes
V: We miss Bud Bowl
VI: If Boston wins one more thing this year some one needs to pay, and pay dearly
VII: Enough of the Manning family
VIII: More robots and programming hype from Fox
IX: Junior Seau, if you really love San Diego, why did you sign w/ NE?
X: Tom Brady illegitimate kid - remember him?
XI: The Pats took Coach Mac and it brought in the P era
XII: Guilty via proximity: BC and Rutgers
XIII: Tiki Barber
XIV: Snow plow cheating vs Dolphins
XV: Damn you Joe Morris----All those games of Madden we lost playing against the ’86 Giants on Sega. Little Joe was unstoppable
XVI: Belichick dresses like a scumbag
XVII: We’re still recovering from that Ravens-Giants Super Bowl, zzzzzzzzz
XVIII: Randy Moss is trying again
XIX: Plaxico if finally trying
XX: No one wants to read the Sports Guy and his permanent hard on
XXI: We're sick of stories about how Tom Coughlin has changed
XXII: That Tm Brady/O-line Visa commercial
XXIII: The ’72 Dolphins getting more publicity in the next 2 weeks
XXIV: The only things NJ we approve of are Bruce and a friend of the idiots: BabyBoss
XXV: Pats used to play in Fenway
XXVI: Lisa Olson
XXVII: Joe Buck could get his panties in a bunch again with Randy Moss
XXVIII: Michael Strahan’s WWF like sack record setting performance in 2001
XXIX: We’ve had enough Tom Brady footwear updates
XXX: No way host city Arizona can out do this post season game
XXXI: Foxboro or Foxborough? Make up your mind
XXXII: Rodney Harrison is a cheap shot artist
XXXIII: Rodney Harrison got caught buying HGH but no one seems to talk much about that
XXXIV: God we hate Rodney Harrison
XXXV: Kathie Lee Gifford, wife of former G-Man Frank
XXXVI: The ESPN hype machine goes into high gear
XXXVII: All the “CNY in the Superbowl” columns coming in the P-S the next week
XXXVIII: Spygate, spygate, spygate….19-0*
XXXIX: Bellicheat got caught messing around with some other dude's wife
XL: Giants games force-fed to us CNYers every week
XLI: Pats, atrocious logo
XLII: Brady fumbled
10 comments:
Re #XI: the first 2/3 of the coach p era were great, if you recall Mac's teams had dipped to records like 7-4, 7-5, but when p took over they were back to 9 or 10 win seasons for a while there. It was when p's teams hit a similar mediocrity that he was let go... and that certainly has worked out well so far.
PS. Go Giants!!! Remember Scott Norwood!
How bout both teams should go screw themselves because they swept the eagles this year.
The only super bowl that would be worse would be a cowboys pats super bowl.
A. Well done Champ, bravo.
B. I'm with ya Jameson, with ya 100 percent. At least with shockey injured we're spared his antics.
This is an awesome list.
"All the CNY in the SuperBowl stuff in the P-S next week"
So, WTF am I supposed to write about next week? LOL
Although I am a Giants fan, I appreciate your hatred for everything Boston.
Go Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny
Cusescoops
F Boston...and do we really want to get into the Coach P being a good coach thing? The talent he had with no ring? You kidding me? Playoffs!
You'll eat your Giants games and you'll like it!
You guys are pretty stupid/ Tom Brady is the only NFL player with an illegitimate kid. Rodney Harrison is the only guy in the NFL to use HGH. And I am certain that the pats are the only team in the NFL to use a camera. Look it up children. Teams are allowed to use cameras from other parts of the stadium, not from the sideline. Big damn deal. It will be a joy to watch the patriots slap around the New jersey Giants. And I hope Rodney Harrison hits somebody so hard and so late they leave the field on a strethcer and he stands on the 50 yard line with his arms raised like TO did in dallas.
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