Cornbread...ain't nothin wrong with that!

Pacman, I know we're halfway through January, but here's a suggestion on a 2008 resolution: it's REALLY time to give up on the strip club scene.

Besides clinging onto your profession, here are a few more reasons to save the strip clubs for bachelor parties:

* you'll save money on those $8 bottles of water
* no more glitter to get off of your clothes
* you can finally get that "I'm In Love With a Stripper" song out of your head
* say goodbye to inciting riots

Fire up the Wii, order some adult entertainment on PPV, read a good book....whatever...but STAY OUT OF THE STRIP CLUB....and remember,