The Russianator gave you a great suggestion to bring in the Fresh Prince to save the Knicks. I just wanted to tack on my 2 cents and reiterate what a great idea this is. As an added bonus, he and Carlton could also help out with choreography for the Knick City Dancers:
Finally, if Will is unavailable, I strongly suggest picking up Reggie Theus as your coach and as many alumns from Deering High as possible.
PS- Karl Malone's elbow says 'hi.'