Tuesday, February 5, 2008

This Day in Crime

To ensure that everyone is caught up on recent criminal activity involving athletes, ex-athletes, and cousins of athletes, we bring you this day in crime:

* Scoop Jardine's cousin was arrested again, courtesy of the Axeman, TNIAAM, SU-per Blog Sports, and State of the Orange.

* Also courtesy of SU-per Blog Sports, a sad tale about the wife of one of T3Is favorites, Donnie Baseball.

* Deadspin brings us the story of a New England Patriot who decided the best way to cope with a Super Bowl loss is to get really high.

* While not a crime, Deadspin also provides us with some new details about Senator Spector's campaign donors and what might be driving his efforts to look into spygate.

* And lastly, while also not a crime, anyone this dumb should be locked away - With Leather provides some info on a professional soccer player dumb enough to send a sex-related text message to his mistress while on his wedding day. He's too dumb to deserve the protection of a pre-nup, here's hoping he screwed that up too.

2 comments:

Poncho Sinatra said...

Wouldn't this whole story have been awesome if Donnie Baseball still had his porn stache?

Danny
thesporthump

Champ said...

Agree on the 'stache, but damn't Mattingly cut those sideburns!!!!