Monday, March 17, 2008

All Things Morris

It's NIT time boys and girls. Tuesday night the Robert Morris Colonials invade the Carrier Dome to take part in the Battle for #66.

We're going to pull a page from the football season and give you a preview of Tuesday night's game. Let's take a look at all things Morris:

Zack Morris: Thumbs down to the preppy. Go ahead though, take the quiz.

Morris the Cat: Thumbs neutral. I'm more of a dog guy, but this feline is a legend.

Jack Morris: Thumbs up to this big game pitcher of the '80's. I'm still bitter the Yanks took part in the collusion of '86 and didn't sign the man who made the splitter en vouge. Plus, he has a cool mustache. That always scores points with us.

Little Joe Morris: Thumbs up to this Cuse alumn. He was UNSTOPPABLE on the '86 Giants on Sega John Madden Football. A first-ballot video game hall of famer.

Mercury Morris: Thumbs down. As much as I pulled against the Taperiots this year, it's clowns like this that make me hope someday someone goes undefeated. As long as the team isn't from Boston.

Adam Morrison: Thumbs down. I love watching the Zags, but the crying was bit much. (Gus Johnson Warning: turn speakers down at work for the link)

Philip Morris: Thumbs down. We've gone smoke-free at T3I.

Chuck Morris: I know it's a reach, but thumbs up to the baddest man on the planet.

Maurice: Thumbs up to the space cowboy.

2 comments:

AJV said...

I only got 9 of 15 on the Saved by the Bell quiz, maybe I need to switch my morning viewing from Mike and Mike to TBS's before school line up

Danny said...

Bastard, I only got 7! Does watching Screech's Porn movie count?

Danny
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