We at T3I don't claim to be the most health-conscious group of idiots in the world. In the summer you'll find us throwing a variety of meats on the grill. Coneys are second to none in CNY. Come fall, brats, sausage, ribs and the like make appearances at our tailgate parties. Fat, drunk, and stupid may be no way to go through life Dean Wormer, however it is perfect for sitting through the Greg Robinson Era in person.
Which brings us to the Milwaukee Brewers and their sausage race. We love sausage. We love beer. This sounds like the perfect storm to us.
What better way to show off your love of beer and animal casing than with some Milwaukee Sausage Race collectible bobbleheads?
Fans of Big Brat, here's your chance.
Are you more of a Polish Sausage guy?
Chorizo looks pretty fast. (By the way, is the sombrero really necessary?)
Can't decide? Make it easy on yourself and splurge for the complete set.
T3I WARNING: Don't let your Randall Simon bobblehead anywhere near your new purchases.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's post time. Place your bets: