The Perm vs. The Buzzcut

"I tell my stylist to make it more poofy." Gary Carter, on his 'do.

The Russianator took us deep into the minds of a Mets fan last week. Frankly, that was a trip I care not to repeat. One particular former Met always rubbed me the wrong way, Gary Carter. Maybe it was the over-the-top enthusiasm, maybe it was the curtain calls after hitting a homerun in a 10-2 game, or maybe it was just the fact that he was a member of a successful Mets club. The '80's were a dark time for us Yanks fans. Anyways, I never really cared for the guy.

Well apparently Gary has gotten his panties in a bunch over not being a Major League manager. Along the way he takes a exception with Joe Girardi's gig managing the Yanks.

Gary, you are right on---- forget the fact he had two stints with the Yankees as a player, forget the fact he's a former Manager of the Year, Joe G. is in no way qualified to manage in the Bronx. Stay classy "Kid" and keep calling about the availability of other people's jobs.

Ooops Gary: