T3I Class of 2008 Awards

Another school year is coming to an end. High school students are busy planning senior skip days while cramming for finals. Graduation day will arrive and hungover seniors will spend 2 hours listening to keynote speakers quoting Oh The Places You'll Go! and All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. The end of the year also means it's time for yearbooks and senior class polls. Well here at T3I High we're going to honor those from the sporting world that truly distinguised themselves during the schoolyear. Ladies and gentlemen for your review, the T3I Class of 2008 Awards:

Class Drama Queen:
And we've got a tie for our first award. We really thought Terrell Owens had this one locked up way back in January:





However, last Thursday night, Paul Pierce made Pacino and DeNiro jealous with his dramatic performance.

Best Dressed:
With all due respect to Mike Vick rocking the horizontal stripes, we're going with tennis player Ashley Harkleroad for rocking the....well....you get the picture.

Class Clowns:
Another tie as we honor Scoop, Jonny and Donte. Oh the kids and the dynasty thing.

Class Couple:
"You had me at hello Daryl."

"You complete me Greg."



Best Hair:
We're going SportHump and honoring Jason Giambi's stache.


Class Flirt:
This one was a landslide. 'Atta boy DJ.

Life of the Party:
Deadspin immortal Matt Leinart.

Best Personality:
Kige. Say no more....



Most Athletic:
Techinically he made his mark in summer school, but hey we're idiots. Here's to competitive eater Joey Chestnut.

Most Likely to Succeed:
The "Real Deal" Evander Holyfield. I bet some day this guy makes $200 million.