Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tuesday Reading

Welcome to Tuesday, and if soaring gas prices have you depressed, brothels are being hit hard by this issue as well, at least the Shady Lady is giving customers free gas cards. Hookers and gas, what a combination - and if you are trying to get the courage up to visit a lady of the night, you can always knock back a few Schiltz Red Bull Malt Liquors to get you in the mood.

In actual sports news, Mike Waters wonder if Donte Greene is Lord Voldemort. Personally I'm kind of tired of all the Donte stuff, I've defended him in this space many times, but he wasn't an Orangeman long enough, and the team was not successful enough, to engender any real affection for the guy. On the opposite end of the spectrum, last year I was truly interested where Demetris Nichols would end up, because he was at SU 4 years, we watched him work hard and develop. As far as Donte goes - I wish him well where ever he goes, but I could give crap what spot the latest mock draft has him at.

Carmelo, a guy who stayed just one year but with completely different results, is on the Olympic team, but will not be on the court for the first two games next year, he's been suspended because of the DUI he got this spring.

Things are so bad for the Mets that pitchers are hitting grand slams off Johan Santana.

Kyle Farnswoth is injured, and honestly, he may be more unlikeable than A-Rod.

I'll leave you with Shaq freestyling - which has caused an uproar that can only be chalked up to a slow news day.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

So i guess the gas grass or ass bumperstickers will no longer be relevant. gona have to get the adhesive remover,..... damn!

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