Monday Morning Reading

It's Monday, let's get caught up on the shenanigans and tomfoolery that went down over the holiday weekend.

A-Rod is is getting divorced, and according to the NY Post its because he's been brainwashed by Madonna and that religion she practices. For the record, she denies it. On the field, the Yanks and the Red Sux split their 4 game series, with the bombers winning last night on Brett Gardner's single in the bottom of the 10th.

Over in Met-land Keith Hernandez and his mustache almost got in a fist fight with Jose Reyes, but the two have since made up.

The Brewers traded for C.C Sabathia, taking one of the top pitchers in the game off the trade market.

If things are a little slow around the office today you can always e-mail Ozzie Guillen. I would have to assume that he's just as proficient using profanity in the the written form as he is verbally.

In college football news, a Louisville receiver was shot outside a night club.

Everyone seems to agree that Greg Robinson is on the hot seat.

Jason Whitlock thinks there's something up with a 41 year old swimmer breaking records, and frankly, he has a point.

Federer and Nadal played an epic Wimbledon final yesterday.

Finally, there are cavemen in the Bronx and we almost lost Artie Lange and crew this weekend.