Thursday Reading - Bring on Carrot Top

If you are a sports fan, the day after the All-Star game is the equivalent of being Jewish on Christmas, there's nothing going on for you. The only sports-related things happening are Brett Favre updates (he's still a dick) and red carpet coverage of the ESPYs (Dumbest. Event. Ever.) You're almost better off watching Saved By the Bell repeats - almost. With that said, here are a few things to check out this morning.

In another new low for Greg Robinson, AOL Fanhouse did a feature if College Football Teams Were Comedians, which is awful similiar to our If MLB Teams Were Broads stunt, and if Syracuse was a comedian, they would be this guy. The entire entry, which is hard to argue with, says:

"Did you know that they were technically successful for a while? Now completely unwatchable. Orange in places where there ought not be orange (WARNING: SFW, BUT NOT ADVISABLE FOR WORK, LUNCH, SANITY). Would best serve humanity by being blasted into space.
Key comparison: Prop comedy and Greg Robinson's offense."

Greg Robinson, getting Syracuse compared to shitty comedians since 2005 - that's Sudden Impact alright.

I found this link over at the Big Lead - the ugliest faces in sports.

Do you remember Scott Radinsky? Probably not, however, he's now a punk rocker and Hugging Harold Reynolds caught up with him - here's the interview.

Marco Jaric continues to pull the upset of the century.

I found this link over at the Sports Point - it describes how to destroy a franchise.

Former Orangeman Josh Pace is headed to Estonia - a place I know so little about I can't even make a lame joke here.

The NFL is worried about players tossing gang signs around.

And because it wouldn't be a day without some Brett Favre news - here you go.