Random Rants and Gear Grinding

Hey, how's it going? I'm doing pretty well, but there are a few things I need to get off my chest. Here's what's annoying the hell out of me today:

- Lane Kiffin's name. He's already a hot commodity in coaching circles and that's fine. I personally think he's got a bright a future, but what's pissing me off is that people can't spell his name. It's K-I-F-F-I-N. It's not that hard people.

- Saved by zero. I hate this f*cking commercial and it was on about 100 times during the NFL games on Sunday. If I see anyone that works for Toyota in the next two months I'm kicking him or her in the crotch, no questions asked.

- Donte Greene stories. Donte Greene is like the hot girl you dated in high school. She was everything you wanted on paper, but in real life it didn't quite work out. Now, every time her name comes up, it's a huge issue and people make mountains out of molehills. It's over - let's wish everyone well and JUST MOVE ON.

- Plaxico Burress and Kellen Winslow. Both of these clowns need to shut the hell up and play football. That or get sent to live in a house with Mike Singletary for a week. That would be awesome.

- Geno Auriemma. The fact that this man breathes is annoying, when he opens his mouth, he only confirms he's an a-hole. If you disagree, you can always book him as a speaker at your next event, just don't invite me, or you are getting the Toyota treatment.

- The weather in Philadelphia. It snowed here in Albany today, it wasn't much better in Philly - let's get this World Series over with. And let's go Phils.