The Post Standard has its annual Syracuse basketball preview up today. It is chock filled with with information, from a retarded debate about Donte Greene (he's gone - LET IT GO) to some very good features on Jonny Flynn, Arinze Onuaku and everything else you need to know about the upcoming season.
One of the fun things in there is the "Had to Ask" story, where Waters and Ditota ask the SU players a series of questions that have nothing to do with basketball. Well apparently freshman forward Mookie Jones is ALL ABOUT BASKETBALL - as he wasn't falling for the Jedi Mind Tricks these wily reporters were attempting to use on him. The questions, Mookie's answers, and my snide comments are as follows:
Q. If you could be another Big East player, who would it be?
Mookie Jones: I don't believe in that. I'm not gonna say.
Russiantor: Mookie Jones knows NO ONE is Mookie Jones - not even Mookie Jones
Q. Who's the worst driver on the team?
Mookie Jones: Kris
Russianator: Stay away from Kris Joseph and automobiles. If Mookie is going to provide an actual answer, you know it's true. It's also worth noting Joseph is Canadian and played high school ball in DC last year - you combine cannucks and DC-learned driving skills and that's a recipe for disaster.
Q. What's your favorite place in Syracuse?
Jones: The gym
Russianator: For Mookie there is the gym and the toilet - there are no other places
Q. What two teams are going to the Super Bowl and who's going to win?
Jones: I don't follow football
Russianator: On Sundays Mookie is worshipping at the basketball alter - on Saturdays he's blissfully unaware of how bad the SU football team is.
Q. Which member of the coaching staff would do the best on "Dancing With the Stars?"
Jones: I'd probably say Hop because he's more energetic.
Russianator: Hopefully Mookie isn't his publicist
Q. Who is your best friend on another team?
Jones: Kevin Jones of West Virginia
Russianator: The Jones' stick together
Q. If you were running for president, who would be your vice president?
Jones: no answer listed for him
Russianator: Mookie Jones can not be bothered with silly things like the governance of the country - in fact many polling places are in school gyms. They anger Mookie, as they are stealing gym time from people everywhere
Q. What are the best and worst movies you've seen this year?
Jones: I haven't seen a lot of movies
Russianator: At this point in the story, this is less surprising than Clay Aiken's announcement that he's gay
So there you have it - ask Mookie about hoops - or don't ask at all. Also, if you are going to embark on a life of crime, make sure Mookie is your partner - he's not ratting you out. Jardine, don't get any ideas.
2 comments:
Your almost as big of a retard as Behiem for not playing this stud. He probable has just as much talent as anyone on that team besides Flynn. i hope he transfers oput and rubs it in u and ur retarded coaches face. u dont no u got the next big thing. maybe thats y u always get screwed wen it gets close to the toruney
just to tell you now my cousin isnt gay and this retarded site you have makin fun of people you might as well be a fag you need to get a life
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