Mike Jarvis, Porn and Police Escorts

Credit Sadler Hall at the Syracusefan message board for providing us with an update on former St. John's coach Mike Jarvis. Jarvis is now the head coach at Florida Atlantic University, which is great for college basketball fans because as an announcer, Mike was brutal. Between the super annoying accent and his insane ramblings, he could ruin any game he worked.

So, while Mike's new job is good news for college basketball fans, for him - things aren't going so well. The Owls are 4-16, 0-8 in conference and riding an 11 game losing streak. The 11th game in that losing streak was the other night and Mike managed to rack up 4 technicals and get a police escort off the court (video below).

According to photographic evidence from the Sun Sentinel, porn star, celebrity rehabber, and failed California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey was at the game as well.



Mike's disastrous reign at St. Johns is something the Red Storm is still trying to recover from and it looks like he's well on the way to destroying whatever program they have at Florida Atlantic as well. But at least you have to give the guy credit for getting some porn stars to attend a low level D I game. Maybe he got tossed to try and impress her?



Or maybe he was hoping Gary Coleman was with her. I think Mike and Gary would get along just fine, as they've both got a bit of a temper.