#2: The King Richard Petty STP 43 Car

This is the only list The King finished #2 on.

And taking the #2 spot on the HumpIdiot 500 is Richard Petty's 43 STP car.

Captain, "You don't even have to watch racing. If someone says 'Richard Petty' you know he drove cars. The car's paint is legendary...baby blue and red."

Russianator, "It would be number one....but....Burt and chicken."

Poncho, "If you didn't have this Matchbox car growing up, you were not a "real" child of the '80s. The King ruled stock car racing and his big hat was the flagship of all that is Good Ole Boy racing. He was President of the Confederacy and was apparently a real nice Gent."

Champ, "Statue of Liberty, Mount Rushmore, Golden Gate Bridge and the STP Car. Americana."