It's hard to believe a guy that looks like Jeff Reed could even run afoul of the law, but apparently he did. According to reports, Reed was in a Sheetz at 2:50 in the morning and kicked the crap out of a towel dispenser because it didn't have any towels. Seems like harsh reaction to such a minor offense. When the same thing happens to me, I just store up my anger and take it out later on unsuspecting microphones, tape recorders and everything else on my desk.
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I am officially petitioning for a name change to Jeff " I HAVE DOUCHEBAG HAIR " Reed. What an ass!
Ya know, I must have missed the part in the post where it said Jeff " I HAVE DOUCHEBAG HAIR " Reed assaulted a towel dispenser in Sheetz. I will make sure that Mrs. Captain's boss gets this pic, so that if this unruly douche comes into our Sheetz, our towel dispensers will be safe and sound for all.
But it does beg the question, why not attack the ribbed condom machine instead of a defenseless towel dispenser.
By the way, they have a breakfast sandwich called the Schmacker, which is a piece of french toast, wrapped around a fat sausage link with syrup dipping sauce....mmmmmm.
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