Mike, it's gotta be the shoes.

Reports came in today that noted mathematician, alleged herpes patient, and Virginia Tech alumn Mike Vick would be placed on house arrest.

Upon receiving the news, Nike CEO Phil Knight quickly introduced Nike's new "Air Vick" line of foot apparel:

When you can't be more than 50 feet from your home, the Air Vick is the shoe for you.

Ladies be sure to check out the female Vick line.

High school kids already love the new Vicks.

On the football field or in the board room, Air Vicks have you covered.