Friday, March 27, 2009

Pretty Woman II

Millionaire meets hooker. Millionaire falls in love. Boring.

Sham Wow guy meets hooker. Hooker bites his tongue. Sham Wow guy smacks hooker. Hooker presses charges. Now we're talking blockbuster.

3 comments:

Russianator said...

who kisses a hooker?

Orange Chuck said...

Would that be a Shame-Ow?

The Captain said...

No, I believe he was looking for the "SLAM-NOW". But the hooker pulled the ole' "SCAM-NOW".

Is it just me or does SHAMMY Sham-wow douche look like the villian in the old pink panther cartoons...

I agree with Russianator, Never ---NEVER--- kiss a hooker. Or you'll end up with a case of the old "SCABS-OWWWW" around your mouth.