Sunday, March 15, 2009

What if?

Picture courtesy: www.truthaboutduke.com


A few thoughts from the week that was the Big East Tournament.
What if it was Duke winning a 6 OT game this week? Scary thought. I can only imagine:
  • Dick Vitale takes the advice from the makers of Levitra and calls his doctor about a certain something lasting longer than 3 hours
  • A new ESPN movie, "Screw You Giants-Colts, the New Greatest Game Ever Played."

What if Devo's shot vs. UConn counted?

  • The Russianator's cat lives
  • Productivity soars in CNY on Friday
  • Calhoun takes being a jerk to an even higher level
  • Three words: Doris Burke lapdance

What if the McDonald's Filet-o-Fish commercial wasn't so creepy?

  • I wouldn't be haunted by that song when I'm trying to fall asleep
  • I might go get some nuggets

What if Joe Lunardi was a mentally stable adult?

  • I wouldn't be watching him right now dressed up and pretending to be a judge on ESPN

What if Bob Huggins brought more than one suit to NYC?

  • We'd have nothing to talk about during our Idiot chat

1 comment:

Orange Chuck said...

hey guys, check this out, my latest column on the blog http://thebigorangeblogginchuck.blogspot.com/2009/03/could-these-overtime-wins-cost-us-to.html and a similar version on B/R http://bleacherreport.com/articles/138981-could-these-overtime-wins-cost-syracuse-orange-basketball-something-bigger.