The New York Jets announced today that they are moving their training camp to Cortland - sometimes known as Gym Teacher U, also known as current place SU coach Doug Marrone got his start in the profession.In reading Governor Paterson's press release announcing the move, the one quote that really killed me was the one from Jets owner Woody Johnson (which is also my porn name if you were interested) which said:
“SUNY Cortland is the best place to meet Coach Ryan’s objectives of finding a location away from our home base and out of our players’ comfort zones to build team chemistry. I want to thank Governor Paterson, Senator Schumer and SUNY Cortland for putting together a plan quickly that met all of our criteria.”
Yup - when I think of places that take me out of my comfort zone, Cortland is at the top of the list. I think it has to be all the fast food restaurants in town that really rattle me........
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Only if this was 20 years ago, I could have seen Ken O'Brien, Freeman McNeil and Al Toon in all their glory!
Danny
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Suddenly I have the song "Rockin The Suburbs" in my head and don't know why?
I remember back in Jr High, we stopped at the McDonalds right before the exit and someone dared me to do 20 shots of McDonalds BBq sauce..... It sounded like a legitimate request at the time. Now, I think I would only to @ 14 at the most...
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