Friday, May 1, 2009

Rocket Moobs

Ever since the the whole Roger Clemens-Brian McNamee steroid scandal broke, the NY Daily News has made it their mission to find out everything they possibly can about Roger Clemens - and the good stuff (if there is any) doesn't make good copy. Lucky for them, and us, the Rocket seems to be a never ending source of outrageous, salacious, and ostentatious behavior (say that last line in your best Jackie Chiles voice).

Today's revelation - the Rocket sprouted man boobs - otherwise known as moobs. Hey, Roger, look at the bright side, if they get big enough, maybe you can go on the Peter Griffen side boob hour.

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