Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Plenty of Seats Available

Sitting in my inbox today was this invitation from the Daryl Gross Propaganda Machine. Judging by the numerous "silver-outs" in the Dome last year, there should be no problem for our man Daryl to have all his rowdy friends over to the Dome this fall.

Our moles inside the Orange athletic department gave us a heads-up on the following groups that have already made their reservations:

* The Paulus family reunion

* The official CNY Nelson fanclub

* Happy Hookah customers

* We quit the team so this is as close as we're going to get to game action

* Assorted Syracuse area book clubs (they needed a quiet place to meet)

* We're hoping we see midgets in KISS makeup

* The Doug Marrone Kool-Aid drinkers (including yours truly)

* Fans of Michigan Football who really want to see what damage Greg Robinson left

* Fans of Ohio State who really want to salivate after seeing the damage Greg Robinson left

* Bill Taft's groupies


Orange Chuck said...

Damn, I "accidently" clicked on the Nelson's link and now I can't get the song out of my head.

President William "Bill" Taft said...

My groupies would bring spring cherry tarts, a clear agenda for sexual excursions and the finest black tea outside of northern India.

Russianator said...

Jesus Christ, maybe it was the useless American History minor I picked up in college, or the fact that I've worked in or around politics my whole life, but this President William Bill Taft stuff SLAYS ME. Cracks me up - every. single. time.

Keep up the good work El Presidente....