Welcome to Fat Guy Friday, where we celebrate athletes who celebrate the buffet. With NFL training camps set to open, this week's fat guy is former defensive linemen turned sideline reporter and man cave builder Tony Siragusa.
You want to know how serious the Goose is about being fat? He's doing PSAs for honey, that's how serious.
And what goes great with obesity? Why smoking of course. There's nothing like polishing off a whole ham, washing it down with a boat of gravy and then retiring to a lounge to enjoy some fine tobacco. Tony can help make that happen.
Personally I do enjoy Tony's work as a sideline reporter - here he is interviewing everyone's favorite quarterback.
Unfortunately I could not find any videos of Tony actually playing football, but the man had a solid career compiling over 500 tackles and 22 sacks as a run-stuffing defensive lineman. He also won a Super Bowl, something Dan Marino and his nutri-system loving body never did. You'd never see Tony appear in a commercial with Larry the Cable Guy.
Congrats Tony, you are a real fat man of genius.
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