Although it is now
a thing of history, for a brief period of time, Colt McCoy was growing the greatest mustache in the history of facial hair. Well, maybe it wasn't the greatest, but we tip our hat to Colt for growing something so creepy that it was simply splendid. The American Mustache Institute
is not happy with Colt shaving.
2 comments:
Don't ever make the AMI "not" happy. You wouldn't like them when they are "not" happy.
B. Bigsby
It should be noted that the American Mustache Institute is the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. military and post-Jim Henson Muppets.
We are also currently seeking the "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year."
Maybe Colt? Maybe not. Who's to say? L. Ron Hubbard. That's who.
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