Cincinnati Ranked 4th - By Kige

It's Halloween Week at the Kige Ramsey show, which means Kige kicks it up about 10 notches during his videos, sporting various Halloween costumes while sharing his sports insights. In the video below, Kige ranks his top 10 college teams and Syracuse's opponent, the Cincinnati Bearcats, come in at a muffled number 4.

While we are on the subject of Halloween - here's a public service announcement for those of you that will get creative and come up with some kind of "crazy" costume to wear to your Halloween party or the local bar on Saturday night. No matter how "awesome" the costume idea is, if it doesn't allow easy access to the mouth and the groin it won't work.

Obviously you need an outfit that allows you to drink and being lazy and putting on a mask may seem like the easy way out. But how are you going to drink your face off with a smelly rubber mask covering your piehole all night? You either take the mask off (then you don't have a costume dummy)or you do something even dumber, like trying to drink beer through straw all night. Rest assured, if you think you can pull that off, your night will end with a detailed conversation with the porcelain God.

So while masks are obviously a non-starter, things like football helmets or a costume that requires ANY headgear should be fully tested for ease of drinking before a final decision is made. This should seem like common sense, but often times people ignore this basic fact.

Likewise, the second point above should also go without saying, but bears repeating -- if you're wearing an outfit that requires more than 5 seconds of time to urinate, that is a major FAIL on your part.

The party or bar you will be at will be crowded. Halloween for adults has become one giant excuse to get plastered. Since it's on a Saturday this year that ups the number of dressed up drunks that will be out and about. This means there will be lines to use the bathroom. You will wait in these lines. You may wait a long time since others will not heed this advice and spend an god damn hour trying to get in or out of their giant pencil costume simply to take a leak.

By the time it's your turn, any unnecessary delays could be fatal. Going as the guy or girl that pissed your pants isn't the best idea - especially if you're trying to convince someone of the opposite sex to sleep with you.

So, to review - I implore you to wear stuff that will allow you to get booze in your mouth and deposit used booze in toilet with the greatest of ease. If you pay attention to those two rules, everything else is cream cheese.

Now here's Kige.