A former favorite of the Idiots is '80s slugger Jack Clark. We loved guys who either hit the ball 475 feet or completely wiffed. Jack parlayed some big seasons ('85 and '87) with the Cardinals into a fat contract with the Yankees in '88.
For those of you too young to remember, let's just say the Jack Clark Yankee era wasn't exactly memorable. After one season in the Bronx, Jack was sent to San Diego for such household names as Stan Jefferson, Jimmy Jones, and Lance McCullers.
Where am I headed with this? I really don't know. But for $499, you can own Jack Clark's Texas League Championship Ring.