For the low, low price of $33.95 you can celebrate your special wedding day with the beauty pictured above. Nothing says wedding night romance like a garter that makes you think of Doug Marrone and his thighs. And don't worry fatties, while the garter stretches comfortably to 22 inches, you can get it made in plus sizes too - so go ahead and get that extra order of nachos, you deserve it.
Those of you that know me know I'm getting married next year and before you ask, there's not a chance in hell the future Mrs. Rush will be wearing this - although I think I might ask her, just to see her head explode. On second thought, I think I'll pass on that idea.
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