I don't have to tell you the New Jersey Nets are awful - when teams are 9-64, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you've got that one figured out yourself.
So, as you can imagine, demand for tickets isn't really high. In addition to watching crappy basketball, if you're lucky Nets executives will scream at you as well. However, if you want to watch an NBA game and have 7 quarters and 2 pennies in your pocket, this is your lucky day.
StubHub has tickets for the Saturday April 3rd game against the New Orleans Hornets for the low, low price of $1.77. If this great value has sold out by the time you read this, the screen captures above and below will preserve this value for all eternity - which is how long a Nets game seems to take.
Now what are you waiting for? Reach into your desk, grab that loose change and pony up for some tickets. You'll probably have enough change left over to buy a soda, so feel free to do that as well. Nets fever - catch it.