"I'll tell you one fuckin' thing, I hope we get fuckin' hotter than shit, just to stuff it up them 3,000 fuckin' people that show up every fuckin' day. Because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass right downtown and PRINT IT!
That was Cubs Manager Lee Elia 27 years ago during a post game rant to the Chicago media. If you ask me, this one goes down as the best all time. Six Effens' in one paragraph? Priceless.
Thanks to the gentlemen over at TheNewEditor for pointing this one out.
You want a little more.....
The name of the game is hit the ball, catch the ball, and get the fuckin' job done. Right now, we have more losses than we have wins. The fuckin' changes that have happened in the Cub organization are multi-fold. All right, they don't show because we're 5 and 14. And ... unfortunately, that's the criteria of them dumb 15 motherfuckin' percent that come out to day baseball. The other 85 percent are earning a living.
Lee Elia is the New Black. This guy makes Lou Piniella look like an Alter Boy. Such a wondrous verbal assault. My soiled jean shorts are still recovering this morning.
Even better, set this rant to the tune of Steely Dan below. It brings out Elia's vocal tone even better.
Who said Steely Dan was only for your Weird Uncle?
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