It's friday here at T3I, so you know what that means.
Ray Guy is here to answer what's on your mind. If you don't know who Ray Guy is, (which must mean you may be a communist) you can visit his site to get the latest Ray news and notes. He is often known to sign Raiders Mini Helmets which you can buy on his site as well for a relative bargain.
Let's get right to the questions.
Ray, what happened to the Stock Market yesterday?
Ray: U.S. stocks were headed for a strong start Friday, but there was plenty of uncertainty a day after one of the most violent swings in Wall Street's history.
Investors were closely watching for the monthly jobs report, which comes out before the bell, and showed little reaction to the quarterly results of bailed-out insurer American International Group. (Said while punting a football 75 yards)
What do you say to a kid that wants to be the next Ray Guy?
Ray: The next Ray Guy? (Chuckles and then punts a football over a building) Do you actually think someone can do that besides me? Next question.
If you saw Lawrence Taylor today, what would you say to him?
Ray: That son of a bitch blocked one of my punts back in '83. He deserves it. (punts two consecutive footballs into a Target parking lot between a Chevy Equinox and Nissan Altima)
Are you looking forward to seeing Iron Man 2?
Ray: My right leg was invited to Opening Night in Los Angeles but unfortunately I have other plans. (Ray then sits up and punts a football into a thief robbing a Gas station. The thief falls over and the Police arrive) Sometimes, life needs me.
Please stop by next Friday for some Q & A with legendary NFL Punter, Ray Guy.
1 comment:
Jesus Christ this is gold. I wonder who my life would have turned out if I had been able to ask Ray Guy about all the big decisons I've made up until this point.....
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