Happy Retirement Bobby "Cocks"

Atlanta Braves Manager Bobby Cox Cocks celebrated his upcoming farewell season with U.S. Senators Johnny Isakson (R-Georgia) and Jay Rockefeller (D-West Virginia) as they teamed up to throw a party on Capital Hill for Atlanta Braves manager who is retiring from baseball this year.

The party took a humorously adult orientated turn, however, when the cake commemorating Cox’s fifty years in the game arrived with a rather choice misspelling on it.

Thanks for 50 Great Years Bobby Cocks

Courtesy of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, here’s what went down:

Bobby and the players came to the Hill and spoke at our staff meeting. Immediately after the staff meeting, he and players posed for pictures and signed baseballs for our staff members. The scheduler and I then went to the Capitol to get ready for the reception. The catering company had delivered the cake and we immediately realized his last name was spelled incorrectly. The only people who saw it were me, the scheduler and unfortunately some media members who had arrived early and took pictures. We immediately started cutting the cake.

Questions started to come to the Manager as he was asked if this would be the kickoff of his new adult porn career.

We have some suggestions for movie titles:

Roundin' the bases with Bobby Cocks
Bobby Cocks - Going Deep
Bobby Cocks and the Tomahawk Chop
Corking co-eds with Bobby Cocks
The Split Finger Chronicles


*Chuckling like a 13 year old boy.