Nick Johnson's glorious mustache made a return last week with a finely crafted badger above his upper lip. Johnson has often grown a stache during slumps and the fur has sometimes pulled him out of some troubling streaks.
The slugger is currently in need of a lift. He's currently batting .171 with two HR's. He also is leading the team in strikeouts. If this streak continues, the American Mustache Institute might have to get involved. Worse case scenario, Johnson gets a tax incentive from New York State.