Via the Slanch Report, former New York Giant Brad Benson now owns a Hyundai dealership and wants to sell you a car. I can only imagine that going from the NFL to slinging used Sonatas is quite a change, but Brad has found a way to keep things exciting.
He must have some market research that indicates people looking to purchase South Korean automobiles are lured to dealerships with the promise of a huge penis, since his latest radio ad boasts about his new 40 foot erection. Call me crazy but that doesn't put me in the mood to pick up a used Hyundai Accent, but maybe I'm crazy. Listen for yourself:
And since we're on the topic, there's no truth to the rumor that the kid in the video below is Brad's son -- but if Benson sees this video he might hire the kid.