Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Prospective Hyundai Owners Lured in by Promise of a Large Penis

Via the Slanch Report, former New York Giant Brad Benson now owns a Hyundai dealership and wants to sell you a car. I can only imagine that going from the NFL to slinging used Sonatas is quite a change, but Brad has found a way to keep things exciting.

He must have some market research that indicates people looking to purchase South Korean automobiles are lured to dealerships with the promise of a huge penis, since his latest radio ad boasts about his new 40 foot erection. Call me crazy but that doesn't put me in the mood to pick up a used Hyundai Accent, but maybe I'm crazy. Listen for yourself:



And since we're on the topic, there's no truth to the rumor that the kid in the video below is Brad's son -- but if Benson sees this video he might hire the kid.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do we need to hear some dumb jock being offensive? I don't. I don't listen to WFAN anymore. WFAN got many complaints about his ad, and he just came out with more ads just to be in the face of anyone who complained. So I made the switch to 1050 WESPN. You'll get more hard core relevant sports talk, more trivia. You can actually leave the radio on in the car when you're travelling with your family.