Wednesday, August 18, 2010

eBay Item of the Week - Finding Kenny a New Hat

Kenny's 2 Pennies Season 3 Teaser from on Vimeo.

Champ is currently on vacation with the family, which means I had to delve into the murky world of on-line sports memorabilia for our eBay item of the week. Coincidentally, Syracuse super fan (and owner of two pennies) Kenny Haas has recently announced he will return for a third season of Syracuse commentary on August 31.

Readers of this blog know we love us some Kenny, however, there's one thing that's always bugged me personally about the lovable grouch -- I hate the awful corduroy hat he's always wearing. It's time for us to help the K-man with a new look. Luckily for us, eBay has plenty of choices. Let's get to it:

Choice number one - Syracuse Orange Foamhead Hat

This sweet piece is available for $29.95 and according to the seller is brand-new, unused, unopened, and undamaged. Plus Kenny could wear it over the corduroy hat and have the best of both worlds.

Choice number two - Syracuse University Scrub Hat

Available for $12.95 I think wearing this would give Kenny a little gravitas that he might be missing.

Choice number three - Syracuse Collegiate Hard Hat

The hard hat is a symbol of working men everywhere, and I think we can all agree Kenny represents the working man. For $26.99 someone can help make this happen.

Choice number four - Syracuse Zubaz Hat

Kenny is a retro guy -- and there's nothing more retro than Zubaz. For a mere $59.99, Kenny can represent the 90s - and SU, in style.

So that leaves us with two questions - 1) Which hat is right for Kenny 2) Who is going to step up and help the guy with a new look?


JM said...

I think Kenny wearing the Zubaz hat falls somewhere around the Hadron Collider in terms of threats to all sentient life in the universe...

Anonymous said...

ZUBAZ FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!