The Captain's Fantasy

Back like a case of herpes - it's the Captain's Fantasy

Hello again to the dozens (singular form probably) of readers of this fine ass sports blog. Its the Captain, and I'm back after a brief hiatus, (PEE WEE Football Season). I am trying to develop a DI receiver here folks, the Captain needs to get paid later in life.

Here are the picks for this week's match ups. We are going to focus on bye week / injury replacements and of course the dreaded gonna suck list as well.

Need a wr/rb/flex player?
Danny Woodhead - NE - RB/WR - Reminiscent of classic Jim Kleinsaser, DW has the dual rb/wr availability. Why does that work to your advantage? Simple - you can get some one who gets RB2 touches and are able to place him in a wr slot. DW is at a 60/40 split in carries with Ben Jarvus Green-Ellis ( Best name in footbal ) and he works out if the slot as well. ( great if you get bonuses for PPR).

Tony Moeaki - KC - TE - If you have Dallas Clark on your roster, go get Moeaki. The chemistry that Cassell has with this rookie is great, and a cupcake end of year schedule helps too. While we are on a KC Chiefs roll....

Matt Cassell - KC - QB - Matt Schaub/Peyton Manning owners are salivating on this weeks bye plug in with Matt Cassell. They get the Jags and their pass defense is turrible ( I didn't misspell that ). Also see above about a cupcake schedule, if you have an Elite Tier QB that locks up an early playoff spot, Cassell will help you bring home the gold this year.

BONUS PICK(s) - MIKE WILLIAMS - TB/SEA - WR - Rush thinks he's screwed, I dont see it like that. I think both his Mike's get good points this week, double digits for both in fact, great bye week plugs.

GONNA SUCK LIST
MIAMI RBs - One word - PITTSBURGH. Moving on.

ALEX SMITH - QB - SF - The preseason darlings of the west are sucking big time, there is more turmoil in SF this year than in my stomach after eating 15 taco from the Bell. Look else where ( Sam Bradford / Josh Freeman )

LEE EVANS - BUF -WR - He plays for Buffalo - nuff said.

GOING FORWARD-

*Start to plan for the end of the season. Start researching who has cupcake schedules for the remainder of the season.

TE Dallas Clark - Out for season. Look towards Tony Moeaki ( see above ) OR Marcedes Lewis for help here. Also, Ive noticed Owen Daniels hangin on some waiver wires.

Vincent Jackson - should be reporting, does he justify a roster spot? I'm not sold yet.

Best of luck this week!