Well, I've missed a few weeks bringing you my favorite culinary delights. I'm back this week with one of my favorite Saturday traditions. When you play anyone from the state Ohio, you have to go cheap and stingy. That's where the fine folks over at Hamm's Steakhouse come in.
Hamm's Over Easy
Prep Time: 3 minutes
Ingredients: Hamm's Special Light
(1) Sit down on a curb outside of your favorite Sports Bar and open a can of Hamm's Special Light
(2) If the cops come over and ask if you're drinking a beer, tell them no "I'm drinking something special"
(3) Sing the Chorus from Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" to every women that walks by
(4) When finished with first can, crush it over your forehead and throw it into oncoming traffic and walk away giving the finger to everyone
(5) Self Hi-Five