(Idiot News Service) - T3I has learned exclusively that the Empire State Building gift shop is stocking a new item for the Holiday season -- the Daryl Gross Empire State Building Post Card which is pictured above. The fine folks who run the ESB want to honor the doctor for not divulging his secrets as to how he magically changes colors of the tower lights, and what better way than a post card.
Our sources tell us the post cards will go on sale today and will be available for the low, low price of $44.44. In conjunction with the post card, Club 4-4 will be running a special promotion where patrons who present a Daryl Gross post card at the door get half off a can of premium Schlitz beer. Run, don't walk, to get one of these cards, they are destined to be a collector's item.