We're gonna take this and run with it, and do what we do best: make some incredibly bad jokes on this incredibly bad blog. Enjoy.
Randy's Dream Car: The Classic 1998 Ford Taurus
Randy's Dream Meal: All You Can Eat Soup, Salad and Breadsticks at The Olive Garden
Randy's Dream Vacation Getaway: Beautiful Altoona, Pennsylvania
Randy's Dream House: Attention College Park, MD Realtors